“It was the Really Stupid People that drew first blood when "fanatic Ricky Lake watcher" managed to collect the ball from a bad kick and pass all the stupid rolls and make it into the endzone with vey little trouble.

However, this really annoyed the Pub Brawlers, muttering something about "Spilling my pint"... First an R.S.P player was dispatched to the badly hurt box, and then a crunching tackle saw an ogre death!! The world has probably been done a favour when "Jill from Big Brother" was sent up to a big Ogre cloud in the sky... If only the rest of the big brother cast were on the pitch!!

"Brains" showed he was more than up to the task by picking up the ball and running to the endzone. Some desperate recovery play was made by R.S.P. but numbers were on the Brawler's side...

Coach MixX felt it wise to throw in the towel... his team would have been severly battered and bruised throughout the 2nd half with only 3 ogres against 5... At least coach MixX will be able to field 4 ogres next game...

And we're not sure what's happened to the match facts... as both side fielded 5 ogres each to start with... weird...
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