44 coaches online • Server time: 17:52
* * * Did you know? The most touchdowns in a single match is 23.
Recent Forum Topics  Finishing the 60 Gam... | TSC Draft | 4,000TV! |
Match Result · League division
Match recorded on 2010-02-19 21:18:40
40k
0/1/1
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
1
3
2
-
1
15
-
17
13
29
-
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
2
-
1
-
1
13
-
-
40
22
-
#9 Spencer Johnson – Smashed Knee (NI)
“5v5 replace match was called for by the aching, limping Gangrene. Dancing in My Hammy into the wee hours of the night put a hurtin' on the squad that no amount of hot dogs in the world was going to fix.
So in hearing the news of the reduced match, coach decided to put the 2-1 slow-plodding gameplan into the hands of one Bryce Paup.
Coach: Bryce... JEESUS you're big! Step back a bit... (god)
Bryce: Git on m'back coach.
Coach: That's what I was going to say, Bryce... we're gonna need you to carry the ball with those big freakish mitts you got there. Lemme see those hands... god they're dumpy and scarred. Okay - here's the deal. Once you get the ball just cup it like it's a grasshopper you don't want the other goats to eat.
Bryce: Uh... what if I just eat it firs'?
[Coach shakes his head]
Coach: Where's OJ? We need somebody to smack this one into game shape...
Rian Lindell: OJ's been uh... well sir... we saw him drive away in his white Bronco cuz Dan Marino came to interview him and asked him to try on some Isotoners. OJ mumbled something about not doing anything and he's got the wrong guy and uh... I don't think he's gonna be back for the game, coach.
Coach: CHRIST!... okay. Rian - call the team lawyer. Spencer - strap it up, niggler... we're gonna need you today. Have Brohm go find OJ and SOMEBODY!... JAIRUS! Explain to Paup Puppy-Paws here what it means to cover the ball...
The game went much as expected in the way of scoring. New York scored quickly and easily in their first and only possession and Bryce DID figure out how to completely immerse the ball in his gloved hands for two slow-plodding trots down the field. Aaron Maybin continues his assault on the single season casualty record - now at 13 - with a sploosh on Ropati Pitoitua. Ropati would get his comeuppance though, as on the final block of the match a 1D on Goatgre Bruce Smith, Ropati splooshed that big goat. Though the doctor was keenly kept off the field when Spencer Johnson went down (again) with another injury that looks to linger... so he was able to come out and revive Bruce, no harm no foul... much to the chagrin of the fans. Both sides fans were actually looking to see what would happen if the team lost what has become known in Buffalo as "The Bloat Goat"... we might have to wait until our game against Jacksonville.
Good game, Hof. Always a pleasure - glad your FF went up! Your team deserves it for fighting as well as they do.”
So in hearing the news of the reduced match, coach decided to put the 2-1 slow-plodding gameplan into the hands of one Bryce Paup.
Coach: Bryce... JEESUS you're big! Step back a bit... (god)
Bryce: Git on m'back coach.
Coach: That's what I was going to say, Bryce... we're gonna need you to carry the ball with those big freakish mitts you got there. Lemme see those hands... god they're dumpy and scarred. Okay - here's the deal. Once you get the ball just cup it like it's a grasshopper you don't want the other goats to eat.
Bryce: Uh... what if I just eat it firs'?
[Coach shakes his head]
Coach: Where's OJ? We need somebody to smack this one into game shape...
Rian Lindell: OJ's been uh... well sir... we saw him drive away in his white Bronco cuz Dan Marino came to interview him and asked him to try on some Isotoners. OJ mumbled something about not doing anything and he's got the wrong guy and uh... I don't think he's gonna be back for the game, coach.
Coach: CHRIST!... okay. Rian - call the team lawyer. Spencer - strap it up, niggler... we're gonna need you today. Have Brohm go find OJ and SOMEBODY!... JAIRUS! Explain to Paup Puppy-Paws here what it means to cover the ball...
The game went much as expected in the way of scoring. New York scored quickly and easily in their first and only possession and Bryce DID figure out how to completely immerse the ball in his gloved hands for two slow-plodding trots down the field. Aaron Maybin continues his assault on the single season casualty record - now at 13 - with a sploosh on Ropati Pitoitua. Ropati would get his comeuppance though, as on the final block of the match a 1D on Goatgre Bruce Smith, Ropati splooshed that big goat. Though the doctor was keenly kept off the field when Spencer Johnson went down (again) with another injury that looks to linger... so he was able to come out and revive Bruce, no harm no foul... much to the chagrin of the fans. Both sides fans were actually looking to see what would happen if the team lost what has become known in Buffalo as "The Bloat Goat"... we might have to wait until our game against Jacksonville.
Good game, Hof. Always a pleasure - glad your FF went up! Your team deserves it for fighting as well as they do.”
Slightly disappointed not to despose of any of the claw/rsc beasties, but very glad to get 2 TD and 2 Cas (lovely little T16 there) and the FF.
Always a great match against Jeffro. One day though, I will destroy this team... Maybe not with NY... I hear St. Louis are going to transfer divisions...
Grats on the win dude. Still think you're in with a good chance at retaining the title.”