“The weather was perfect for a game of bloodbowl that day, not that any weather would ever stop a game. And a roaring 107,000 fans came out to see the match! The grizzled veteran team United Force was playing off against the well skilled byt fairly new team Girls Day, int he second round of FUMBBL Tour 2010 II-3 TR175. The fans got so rowdy, that two of the most experienced players on United Force refused to play on the pitch with each other because of each thinking the fans were cheering more for them than the other, yelling at each other "no I'm the greatest!" Whether it was for the fans of the player who didnt take the field, or just for the team itself, they became so unruly that they stormed the sidelines and carried the ref away right before the kickoff! Screaming for their team "United Force! United Force!" This gave the teams oddball player "Nasty Plot" (which is what everyone calls him, nobody knows his real name but he's a strange elf who comes up with bizar fantasies involving a metal boot..) an idea about using this as leverage against the replacement ref for any of his twisted plans. This worried the amazons greatly who decided it was best to take him out early, but who knew whether this was part of his plan or not, he claims he wears less armor than everyone to make himself a target, others think its because he gets a "better reach" when it comes to things.

As the game started off, United Force received the kickoff, NP wasnt ready to start his plan yet, so they ran a play to move up the field in position to score while protecting the ball, targeting one of the linewoman on the flank for a blitz. The amazons, worried about what NP might do, spotted what appeared to be an opening. They shuffled around reacting to the situation, while one of their blitzers moved in with support and tried to take NP out of the game, he took it like an elf and what looked like a powerful blow merely knicked him in the jaw as he went down.

The UF blitzer who had been near bye reacted and knocked the amazon down who had attacked "NP", who quickly got up and said something about a boom stick, nobody knows exactly, but after that the blitzer had to be dragged off the field because she was out cold. The rest of the team not paying attention did some supporting moves while they passed the ball down field and scored a touchdown on turn 2.

Still out cold, the Girls Day were down to 10 players, and still worried about what NP might do next. Setting up for the kick, GD got the jump on UF, catching them off guard with their quick snap. Knocking down the 3 elfs on the LOS and heading right for the center blitzer, who avoided the worst of the blitz and stood there locked in scrum with the two zons who had attacked him. Seeing an opertunity to take out a particularly strong looking amazon, NP ordered the team to go after his target, who managed to knock her down, and NP came up with his boot, she looked out for the game but one of her team mates slipped some kind of drug into her nose which woke her up, letting her ignore her injuries and keep on playing.

Seeing another opportunity, GD attacked NP again, this time injuring him badly, but while he was being dragged off the field, he kept mumbling something about "my trap is set, kyahahahahahaha".

Being confused by this, the amazon who had taken the drug to get back into the game, suddently took a blow to the knee so hard that not only did she miss the rest of the game, but she had retired compleetly from blood bowl after that match. Stunned by this, another amazon was taken off guard and injured equally as badly from the catcher who was arguing about who's the greatest. Not wanting to be left out of the fun, one of the linemen took up where NP left off and hurt another amazon after she had been knocked down.

Seeing her fellow team mates being taken out of the game one by one, the amazon carrying the ball decided to try and get caught by the ref so that she would not have to be taken out the painful way, leaving the ball on the ground as she was dragged into the dungeon.

Then unexpectedly, the coach of GD conceeded the match before the half way mark of the first half! Many fans still speak of this today as whether it was smart or not, they only had 4 players out for the match, with 2 knocked out who could have gotten up to play the rest of the match.

Key players on UF had this to say:
Team blitzer, Quicksilver, "Its not like we were beating up on them too bad, Amazons have this reputation of being kind of hardcore in these kinds of events, but even though they like to dish out punishment, I guess they dont like to take it very much, if you cant stand the heat on the field, maybe you should get back into the heat of the kitchen you sissy women!"

Team catcher, Henry 'Scorched Earth' , " This is just what happens sometimes when you have a veteran team like United Force facing off against a mostly untested cherry fed team like Girls Day, I'm just disappointed the fans didnt get a better game to watch, and our over all stats arnt going to look good because of this, we missed out on many potential touchdowns because of this game, but hey, at least we got some nice cash"

Team loon, 'Nasty Plot', "I let them take me out on purpose! No woman can hurt me! See this? Its my armor, lighter and thinner than the other team mates, distracts the opposing team from blitzing key players, I also make myself a target by doing certain.. things to the opponents when they're down"

Team coach xyon had this to say: "Why would you enter a tournament if you're going to quit this soon? I dont know what this will do in the long run against my opponent, but it doesnt look good on their part for this kind of behavior. Either way, we're in the next round and in relatively good shape, not as good as I had hoped we could achieve from our numbers advantage we had cut out for ourselves, but we'll see how things go from here."

None of the players or coaches from GD were available for comment as they were too busy being chased away by all 107,000 fans who wanted more blood! ”