“The shaman cuffed the vehemently cussing dwarf that was bound by his feet. "Yu Bloody ORcs, think yer soo smaat doon'chu? Wit yer wee lil'brains, and yer 'uge Black orcs, but yer no'foolin' me! Yer scared of the mighty, NWL Steel Workers Union. Ye, beetah be sayin' yer our fadders, cuz th'Union er gonna no'hold back this time!"

This time Tod da Odd made sure to render the dwarf unconscious with a series of wicked blows to the head of the messenger sent to schedule the match. "Hmmm...", he thought to himself. "Da Chiefs iz gonna need a kunnin plan." Using a heavy, wicked dagger He roughly liberated the large amulet that was tied into the dwarf's beard and began preparing for the potion that would make the dwarf divulge the secrets of dwarf bloodbowl.

When the Dwarf came to, he looked around and found that he was naked, and had apparently been tatoo'd with orc glyphs. He bewilderedly rubbed his hand though his fine beard only to realize that he'd been shaved baby bottom smooth. As his anger grew he memory-lapsed into the interrogation of the last few hours. Tell uz orcs, aboot da Union leader. "Coach Fangbanger? The finest coach tha ever lived, 'e is." And what can you tell us aboot iz playas? Dey're good are dey? "Ohhh, yes, dey be the top of tha ticket back in the Still Mill." Orcs all rolling guffawing at the mushy sentiment from their captive about his beloved team.

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This game on paper looked pretty bad, with a 47 point TR obstacle to overcome, the Union had its work cut out for them. After the kickoff it was all down hill. Rumor has it that Troll Slayer Fred Blaster was even seen using "performance enhancing chemicals" when asked about it he had this to say "I think it's clear that drugs did not enhance anyone's performance out there today, if there was anything that would have dulled the pain, yeah, I woulda taken it."

The season's first fatality was Troll Slayer #2 Karl Boilermaker (Death).

On the bright side, at least for the members of the Cherorkee Nation, the Waaagh Kownshul seems to be firing on all cylinders at this point, and wont be giving up many handicaps to the Premier Kitties next round. 6-0 in casualties and 2-0 score is a pretty good start to any season!

NEXT ROUND:
Cherorkee Waaagh Kownshul vs. Premier Kitties
NWL Steel Workers Union vs. Ice Nine
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