“WIL Round I

A new season beckons hopefully, despite relegation after just 1 season in the premiership. First up is PacoSillas' norse team who we fought to a 1-1 draw a few seasons ago.

We receive first and put in a poor first turn, failing to hurt anyone and with some poor placement letting their zerkers get a chance at crowdpushing our wight, though fortunately it doesn't work.

We KO two and stun one but the wights are still pushed awkwardly near the sideline and with an ogre BT blitz they can crowdpush one for a KO. On the other sideline their lone zerker crowdpushes a rookie zombie for a stun, while on our turn we manage to BH a lineman and then put in a nice DP foul to BH a zerker. 9 vs 7 and it's only T3!

T4 and we crowdpush their ogre (boneheaded on the sideline!) then DP foul for the third turn in a row - BH'ing their dangerous +AGI MB Tackle zerker! They try and make a 4+ dodge blitz to 1d crowdpush a ghoul, but KO themselves, and we follow up with another BH from a block and a 5th foul in a row (stun) without the ref looking up from his edition of Undead Weekly. Foul 6 sees a KO and there's just 2 of them vs 9 of us!!

With this massive advantage we hand off to a zombie nearing a skillup who scores on T8 without any danger (the last 2 norse have scampered away to our endzone and safety).

They have 2 chances to wake up but only 2/4 of their KOs return in time for our 2nd half kickoff. We have 11 vs just 7 of them and they need a quick score. They KO a DP with their own DP, but then fail a key dodge on T2 that lets us take down the receiver they had pushed through - he's KO'd. T3 and a lineman trips over on a dodge right onto a landmine, KILLING himself, though their apo saves him. Then our zombie 'The Balloon Priest' has KILLED one of their zerkers, who we reanimate as a zombie... he's having some game with 3 cas now!!

T4 and they rush their blodge thrower alone towards our halfway line, but we can POW him over with a 2d blitz. He dodges on a 3+ to 1d POW and stun our wight with the ball and then recover it, but again we get the POW on a 2d blitz and this time he gets skulls when he tries the same move again, KO'ing himself! We recover with a wight, put in a DP foul on a lineman for a KILL and stall out the last turn of the game vs 3 prone norse players before making it 2-0.

GG PacoSillas... though brutally one sided!!”