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Match Result · League division
Match recorded on 2010-10-28 06:40:41
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0/0/1
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#3 Larry – Broken Ribs (MNG)
#3 Larry – Serious Concussion (-AV)
#4 Curley – Dead (RIP)
#6 Hairy Rockchewer – Broken Ribs (MNG)
Player Performances
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“Coach Lou Satan had this to say to the media in his address after the game:
I'm tired of loosing to green skins. We got pummeled by them in the playoffs last season, destroyed in the regular season. Previous season...you guessed it. Humiliating. If you've got a problem with the bribes then I'll kindly ask you to consult the paperwork filed with RARG. I think you'll find that our payments to the refs were well within regulations. We got the win.
What's that?
No I don't feel bad for Curley. He shouldn't have lightened his armor to gain mobility. He's a Blocker for Christ sake. He tried to get cute and dodge like an elf. Compared to your standard green skin those Black Orcs don't have much upstairs and that's saying something. They're about as brilliant as a box of hammers. I hope they have fun replacing the lug.
Next question.
Am I concerned about retaliation? Are you dim? Of course I expect them to come after us when we meet later in the season, but I'm not worried about that. Have you seen the schedule? What would you do if you were me? The schedule comes out and you see rats with claws, bruising orcs, dorfs, and then the defending Superior Bowl champs as your first four games. I lost a star blitzer last game and we've got gimpy players all over the place. I'm not worried about whether they'll retaliate, I'm worried if they'll be a team left to retaliate against.”
I'm tired of loosing to green skins. We got pummeled by them in the playoffs last season, destroyed in the regular season. Previous season...you guessed it. Humiliating. If you've got a problem with the bribes then I'll kindly ask you to consult the paperwork filed with RARG. I think you'll find that our payments to the refs were well within regulations. We got the win.
What's that?
No I don't feel bad for Curley. He shouldn't have lightened his armor to gain mobility. He's a Blocker for Christ sake. He tried to get cute and dodge like an elf. Compared to your standard green skin those Black Orcs don't have much upstairs and that's saying something. They're about as brilliant as a box of hammers. I hope they have fun replacing the lug.
Next question.
Am I concerned about retaliation? Are you dim? Of course I expect them to come after us when we meet later in the season, but I'm not worried about that. Have you seen the schedule? What would you do if you were me? The schedule comes out and you see rats with claws, bruising orcs, dorfs, and then the defending Superior Bowl champs as your first four games. I lost a star blitzer last game and we've got gimpy players all over the place. I'm not worried about whether they'll retaliate, I'm worried if they'll be a team left to retaliate against.”
Going into this match down two players already, and with no gold to help out with many grevious losses of late( due to the gold cheating/hording owners of the last 4 venues!)barely able to field a full team roster, using the water boy (the coaches nephew),The Orcs are us put in a heroic try,
sometimes even mind bending the humans coach with there tactics in the first half.
But with the humans relentlesly applying the spiked and steel toed boots ( of which they told the refs were mearly boot decorations!) and with that the orcs couldn't offer much of a defence.
With two more key players out the 2nd half, the orcs couldn't catch a break and were unable to stop the humans from doing anything uncluding scoring
The orcs are us coach was later heard saying;
" silley umies, wait till next time we gonna bring our shoes next time! we aint gonna play in our bare feet,hah-de-har-har,har...."
The orcs are us are going to have a very special welcome for the flying platypis's next time they meet( you can't kick with broken legs ) that is for sure.”