“blazing with the divine gifts of Hell, the chariots rode into town oppressed by the mighty and rich shadow government. today, those who ride without master face the formidable forces of enslavement!

and the will of rabid man ran wild!

Hail to the Dark Avenger, blessed with the gift of clawbomb! with fierce raw animal savagery, devour the bodies and souls of Illuminati and False Scarcity till not even there own mothers could recognize them! Double beheading fuels thy immortality and fame!

and to the Trail of Flames, baptized in fire and molten steel, thy hands of Doom end the days of the Bilderberg Group! Sealed is thy fate in the underworld!

And to Crazy Tortoise who catches an amazing play from Dread Scott and scores! Stalemate the dwarves in defiance of shear firepower!

Now ye bloodbowl babe, we are not done! Ride shotgun on the lead chariot and witness first hand how the hellriders party til dawnbreak!”