“Somewhere deep in the heart of the elven forests upon a Yacht club, a servant brings fried buttered snails.

"Thank you, Geaves. I say, wonderful weather today here in the forest, the water is crisp and nice."

"Aye, I saw a bear catch a jellyfish first try. Amazing creatures."

Suddenly the dust blows and loud thunderous hooves bring black winds and bladed wheels! Road Warriors assail the club, crashing anything breakable! And playing with anyone in a skirt!

"Oh Geaves, what are those?"

"That's called a Hellbound Charioteer sire, an unruly creature that engages in decadence, destruction, decapitation, heavy metal music, death, and bloodbowl. Would you like me to rid of them, sire?"

"Oh, do so Geaves."

Geaves blows a whistle, and the bloodbowl team assembles! Let savage barbarians now clash with the elite of the Buena Vista's Yacht club!

And the clash hits with a storm!

Hail to DeMaio who cracks heads with deliverance! Thy pursuit of piling on is ever near!

And to Flip Overrun who makes the first TD! Upgrade brave rider, to fend, and victory is ours!

But the main hero is Scorch, catching a deft pass and scoring a TD. Thy hand almost brought a tie, but was failed to be. Upgrade fierce huntsman to dirty player, and bleed thy prey!

The Charioteers were bested this day and the Yacht club goes unmolested. In fact, as penance for failure...they are left to do the dishes.

Geaves "you missed a spot..."”