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Match Result · League division
Match recorded on 2011-06-07 11:17:03
70k
0/1/0
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
1
1
-
-
1
9
112
1
19
32
1
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
1
1
-
-
1
9
121
1
19
32
-
#1 Null Nvoid – Smashed Hand (MNG)
“The Jokers received and carried the ball up-field, some unlucky dice and the CD's got a player inside to sack the ball-carrier but couldn't do anything more and the Jokers easily recovered and took the ball off for an easy TD. Sweltering heat took a massive toll on the Jokers in the 2nd half, leaving an easy (relatively!) run for the CD's, only for a single Pestigor to nearly ruin things, luckily Makeshift was on the spot to tidy up.
Twahnlows:
3pts - #9 Wag - For the turn 2 foul which cost the team a Blocker for this match and the next.
2pts - #5 Fool - Easily taking the ball to an eventual TD after we'd popped it free.
1pt - #6 Jester - For taking down the ball carrying Bull Centaur on the TD line by himself (stunned too!) and nearly saving the TD.”
Twahnlows:
3pts - #9 Wag - For the turn 2 foul which cost the team a Blocker for this match and the next.
2pts - #5 Fool - Easily taking the ball to an eventual TD after we'd popped it free.
1pt - #6 Jester - For taking down the ball carrying Bull Centaur on the TD line by himself (stunned too!) and nearly saving the TD.”
'What are you looking for' asks the owner, 'A Female Horth' said the dwarf. The owner shows him a nice mare. 'Nithe horth' said the dwarf,'can i thee her eythe?' said the dwarf, the owner picks up the dwarf and shows him her eyes
'Nithe eyeth, said the dwarf, can i thee her teeth'? the owner lifts the dwarf up and shows him her teeth'
'Nithe teeth says the dwarf. Can i thee her twot?' so the owner feeling fed up, picked up the dwarf, shoves his head up the mares fanny and pulls him out a few seconds later,
'I'll weefraze that said the dwarf, can i thee her wun awound?'
The crowd was fiesty it was bloody hot with clown paint running everywhere.
Four jokers had to re-apply there faces at half time leaving the rest to do a big job of stopping the raging bull centaur as he tore down the field.
Almost got the job done
Great game Sandune was fun to play an SWL legend.
Twahnlows
3pts - Irr Egular blocked his little heart out
2pts - Imp Ermanent, its a Bull centaur why not
1pt - Makeshift for not being dead and able to pick up the ball to tie the game
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