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Match Result · League division
Match recorded on 2011-09-16 13:33:36
Elven Union TV 1300k
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70k
12000 (1 FAME)
No change
1/1/0
Inducements:
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
3
1
2
-
1
19
151
2
32
28
1
#1 Jane Austen – Groin Strain (MNG)
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
-
3
1
-
1
10
139
3
7
34
3
#17 Yorick Darkfield – Smashed Hip (-MA)
“After two scheduled opponents in a row had failed to show up for their matches - a total coincidence that has nothing to do with the recent re-arrangement of the guideposts in Pon Fhar Forrest - the PFAA were just about to crown themselves the unchallenged champions of the Southern Wastes, when all of a sudden the Quotable Folks showed up at the stadium.
Because learning from your mistakes is for sissies, coach Mopthoniel Prettypink once again went for his strategy of trying to out-bash his wood elf opponents. Last time it just kind of didn't work, this time it failed spectacularly, as the Quotable Folks ran circles around his players. When the wannabe orcs realised that they were being outplayed, they bitched, moaned, and complained: First to the referee, then to the league commissioner, and finally - no one knows why - to the makers of Lavendelf Moisturizing Skin Milk. When that didn't work, they started fouling. Tempers flared and a short scuffle erupted in the middle of the pitch, but the wood elves' victory was never once in danger.
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Twahnlows:
3: #10 W. C. Fields: How come whenever the PFAA think they can take someone on in a straight fight, there's a lineman waiting to prove them wrong?
2: #1 Jane Austen: Tragic heroine of the match. Scored a touchdown and decided to return the pitch after a vicious looking foul, only to be stretchered off the pitch again minutes later.
1: #3 J. K. Rowling: Was where she needed to be when Slippery Sloan dallied in the backfield for just a little too long. A block, a knockout, a pickup, a touchdown.
Honorable Mention: #17 Sylvester Vilefield: Took up the gauntlet and decided to foul back a little.”
Because learning from your mistakes is for sissies, coach Mopthoniel Prettypink once again went for his strategy of trying to out-bash his wood elf opponents. Last time it just kind of didn't work, this time it failed spectacularly, as the Quotable Folks ran circles around his players. When the wannabe orcs realised that they were being outplayed, they bitched, moaned, and complained: First to the referee, then to the league commissioner, and finally - no one knows why - to the makers of Lavendelf Moisturizing Skin Milk. When that didn't work, they started fouling. Tempers flared and a short scuffle erupted in the middle of the pitch, but the wood elves' victory was never once in danger.
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Twahnlows:
3: #10 W. C. Fields: How come whenever the PFAA think they can take someone on in a straight fight, there's a lineman waiting to prove them wrong?
2: #1 Jane Austen: Tragic heroine of the match. Scored a touchdown and decided to return the pitch after a vicious looking foul, only to be stretchered off the pitch again minutes later.
1: #3 J. K. Rowling: Was where she needed to be when Slippery Sloan dallied in the backfield for just a little too long. A block, a knockout, a pickup, a touchdown.
Honorable Mention: #17 Sylvester Vilefield: Took up the gauntlet and decided to foul back a little.”
Hmmm... replay's broken, I'll come back to it properly some other time to review, because nothing in particular sticks out as an astounding performance from memory. Although his blodging sidestepper was BH in turn 1 or so, so anti twahnlow?
Later: Alright problem solved, let's get down to it!
TWAHNLOWS
1st (3pts): Gilthoniel Cottonbush fouls Jane Austen in the first half for a badly hurt result, but after a bit of deliberation I decided to patch her up for the second. However, if it were not for this foul, she may have been around for even longer, a very appropriately timed boot by that lineman.
2nd (2pts): Hoarand S. Mohawk in general was a pain to stop, and always there with his magical block sidestep guarding assist.
3rd (1pt): Ironyus the Unbreakable finished off my wardancer for the game right after she got the ball loose early in the second. Good effort, but that second casualty was just a little too late.”