“A wounded and insulted band of Dark Elves returned to their headquarters today, another one of their comrade's taken by the flames of Death. The Underdog, Lizardman team lords of the Garden, had won two-one.

Coach Starfire and Captain Roni Spinecracker had been expecting the Lords to hire Chainsaw star Helmut Wulf, given Coach Shadowprime enjoyed of Chainsaw's. They were wrong, and Shadowprime hired Star Lizard Slibli, giving him an eighth large soldier on the pitch. The Naggaroth ran the ball quickley, but the Lizards held firm and killed Ponaran Strongwill, while Badly Hurting the Naggaroth Captain. Outraged by these attacks, blitzer Zaranack Facesmasher rallied the Elves, grabbed the Ball , and Scored.

Lacking their Captain's presence and Stratergy however, proved their fall, and the Lizards made it one all at half time. With the Darkelves two player down, the Large Saurus were easily able to lock them one on one, and the dark elves paid the price in Ko's. While the Saurus smashed them off the pitch, the skink's ran in to score a second touchdown. Coach Starfire was determined that next time, the Nagga's would not be so easily put off their game the loss of their captian.”