“The team scuttlebutt is the offensive coordinator attempted to raise the Bombers game plan above 'Hit ball, run other team in endzone', by showing game tapes of classic elf ball.

Inspired, the fumbling beasts attempted a pass on the first play of the game. It failed. The Bull Centaurs rushed in to smash their way to a defensive TD. Not enough time or re-rolls to even it up before the half, but two KOs and a BH gave them the man advantage for the rest of the game.

Rumor has it the offensive coordinator was the half time snack, which put the Clawless Bombers back on track. Early in the Bulls drive a Centuar bashed heads with a beast and both went down hard. The rest of the Bombers blitzed swarmed and bashed their way to a defensive TD of their own.

A Rabid and frothing Kito Poblah provided the post game appetizers when he killed Judson Kelly with a vicious boot to the head. Crazed with blood-lust the Bombers swarmed the ball after the kick but ran out of time and ran out of ability to punch in another defensive TD. The Bulls hang on for the draw.

At the post game team BBQ of Judson Kelly the secretive Bomber ownership cabal issued a cryptic communique via spirit medium: 'we are nominally pleased'.

CFFL fans were left to wonder if the statement referred to the team's on field performance or the fermented mare's blood marinade on the former Bull's hobgoblin.”