“The Imsogoth Nighthawks had more bad trips this game than a depressed hippie. They tripped while dodging, they tripped while going for it, they tripped trying to separate from the Scalawag's line.

The upshot of it all was a spate of turnovers, including one on their own goal line that managed to get a great game for the Scalawags' ghoul Poop Deck who found the endzone three times.

Although Dante Poisontears was able to stand on his own goal line through three blocks while trying to find a receiver after both Lord Pale and Sebastian Blackthorne fell over on their own accord, and Valerian Spiderdust spent a lot of time on another possession in the Ghostship endzone while two different would-be passers fumbled before the ball could leave their hands. Their MVP, however, went to December Dragonsblood for remaining upgright throughout the game . . . unless actually knocked over by an opponent.

Thanks for the game Araznaroth . . . rematch anytime you want . . . I'll try to remain standing this time . . . guess I didn't have my sea legs. :-)”