“Well the Lowblows took the points in T16 after a dogged if somewhat unprofessional game which saw mixed performances by players on both sides. Repeatedly players on both sides failed basic stuff meaning that the playing field was leveled a little bit and the side that put two good turns together would likely advance closer to the win.

The NCBB wizzie turned out to be all flash and no bang and Sibli the star was useful if somewhat limited in value when the rest of the team turned out to be even more powder-puff than the wizzie had been.

Special mention must be made for the BYU catcher who leaped, fell and died on the spot. BYU are lodging a formal complaint to the groundstaff for allowing the field to be littered with harmful spikes....of grass

Well done licker...you licked me”