“Against an opponent who plays neatly, the kind of dice I had meant victory was never on the cards.

For a while I was wondering whether PigStar had slipped in a trick set of dice, with his dice having extra pows and mine having extra skulls and both-downs - a combination that seemed to dominate my rolls. Then I remembered we were playing online, so just sat back and accepted the fate.

The 1st half was hopeless as our players left the pitch in quick succession, and the remaining few stood no chance of penetrating the offensive line. 1-0.

The 2nd half just went from bad to worse as our players continued to depart. There was fleeting hope as we hurt a mummy, but it was a tease.

I then gifted an easy blitz by failing to move a zombie marker before suffering a turnover on the opening block, but the loss seemed inevitable and I'm not sure that would have changed things. As PigStar's ghoul busted down my ghoul, the game was summed up nicely when it caught the scatter. 2-0 and game. Out of the XFL at the 2nd round.

Dirt continues to hog the MVP, although he had to wait 8 matches to get his 5th in 27 games.”