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Match Result · Ranked division
Match recorded on 2012-11-15 04:47:29
TV 1690k Tomb Kings
2
Winnings 60k
13000 Spectators
-1 Dedicated Fans
Casualties 1/4/3
Inducements:
Halfling TV 1480k+200k
3
80k Winnings
Spectators 15000 (1 FAME)
Fanfactor +1
0/1/0 Casualties
Inducements: 2 bloodweiser kegs, 1 halfling master chef
Player Performances
 
 
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
#1
-
-
-
-
1
5
13
-
-
6
-
#2
-
-
-
-
-
-
16
-
-
3
-
#3
-
-
-
-
-
-
16
-
-
12
-
#4
-
-
-
-
-
-
10
-
-
1
-
#5
-
-
4
-
-
8
16
-
-
12
-
#6
-
-
-
-
-
-
13
-
-
7
-
#7
2
-
-
-
-
6
12
-
48
3
-
#8
-
-
-
-
-
-
7
-
-
2
1
#9
-
-
1
-
-
2
16
-
-
7
-
#10
-
-
-
-
-
-
3
-
4
-
-
#11
-
-
-
-
-
-
16
-
-
3
6
#12
-
-
-
-
-
-
9
-
-
3
-
#13
-
-
-
-
-
-
16
-
-
3
-
TOTALS
2
-
5
-
1
21
163
-
52
62
7
Most violent match ive ever had....the coach took it really well both trees died in this game but the apo managed to save one to live on for another game , fairplay to the coach id have been rageing but he was laughing along with me




awesome coach look 4ward to seeing him again :)




well khemri with so much tackle lol
Player Performances
 
 
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
#1
-
-
-
-
-
-
15
-
-
4
-
#2
-
-
-
-
-
-
5
-
-
2
-
#3
-
-
-
-
-
-
1
-
-
-
-
#4
-
-
-
-
-
-
2
-
-
-
3
#5
-
-
-
-
-
-
11
-
-
1
-
#6
3
-
-
-
-
9
12
-
21
2
-
#7
-
-
-
-
-
-
12
2
4
-
-
#8
-
-
-
-
-
-
11
-
-
3
-
#9
-
-
-
-
-
-
11
-
-
-
-
#10
-
-
-
-
-
-
10
-
-
1
-
#11
-
-
-
-
-
-
7
-
-
1
-
#12
-
-
-
-
-
-
8
-
-
-
-
#13
-
-
-
-
-
-
6
-
-
-
1
#14
-
-
-
-
-
-
2
-
-
1
-
#15
-
-
-
-
1
5
10
-
-
-
-
#16
-
-
-
-
-
-
6
-
-
-
1
TOTALS
3
-
-
-
1
14
129
2
25
15
5

#2 Willow Bender – Dead (RIP)
#3 Halvin Halfling – Groin Strain (MNG)
#7 Little Big Franz – Smashed Hand (MNG)
#9 Forlo Redale – Pinched Nerve (MNG)
#11 Pippin Fullfling – Dead (RIP)
#12 Sieg Bigbelly – Broken Ribs (MNG)
#13 Jorg Redcheese – Dead (RIP)
#14 Sieg Sammich – Smashed Ankle (-MA)
#16 Peplyn Fairbrew – Dead (RIP)
The mighty Sammiches ended today their losing streak, but at what cost! The curse of the failed flying flings seems to be over, but now starts the curse of the dead halflings.

The game started violently. The BandageBondages went berserk on the team, while the Sammiches decided to go three or four on one, using every dirty tricks they knew, trampling and biting the fallen players. The crowd didn't have to wait long for the first casualties. Soon after the beginning of the match, Ernst Swiftoak suffered a fatal injury. Fortunately, the team medic, who also happens to be a gardener, patched him up and he was able to play again a few turns later. The Bondages used the chaos created by this injury to score their first touchdown.

The Sammiches however didn't surrender and quickly scored another touchdown. The game became more and more violent. Willow Bender, the second treeman of the team perished on the field, as well as Jorg Redcheese, one of the stars of the team.

The Sammiches then decided to avoid the confrontation. They used their quickness and their agility to fly in the air and steal 2 more touchdowns. But this tactic was also dangerous: one of the Sammiches lost his life due to a bad landing.

One turn before the end, the Sammiches were still leading 3-1 (with three touchdowns scored by the valiant Ozzy Fencyale), but the Bondages succeeded in scoring at the very last minute.

Five players suffered a fatal injury during this game (including Ernst Swiftoak who was saved my the medic). Among the 11 players remaining, one of them, Sieg Sammich, had to retire, and four of them will miss the next game.

That was what people call a painful victory. Rumours say the proud Flying Sammiches will take some time off to regroup and reorganize their team. Their coach doesn't seem to be willing to play against a Khemri team again.
 
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