“In stark contrast to game one, today the Miracle Ball club experienced failure. Early. Often. And not just with the dice.

A tactical decision to hold off scoring on our first drive reception was punished with some brilliant defence. And AOMBC attempts to contain the resulting mess showed far more Oops than Alley-Ooop.

With a defensive TD notched up, and a clear violence and body count ascendancy, the Bi-Polar Bears truly enjoyed their manic phase and romped around prepping frogs for french cookery in the second half.

Indeed Pilney's 110k legs are at this very moment being sauteed with garlic and kegs of booze for somebody's post match celebration. Given his showing today, he's certainly more useful as a french classic than an active player.”