“This was my first game of the season, the divisions second of round 1, and the third of the season...can't keep this up for long or we'll be here all day making diagrams with straws.
Gregkubly's Durdfort Demons versus my Bag of mostly Bad Barley
I'm calling this one the "Chitown Massacre".

Durdfort had two deaths and I had one that the apothecary patched up and a minus AV on a chaos warrior and lots of KO & BH; a bloody affair I would say

Gregkubly coached a good defense in the first half. Preventing me from scoring and if not for Nuffle disliking the cut of his jib that day he surely would have taken a big advantage. First foul of the game with DP and a bribe goes wrong...what are the chances? No really I should know that but I don't. Then a mostly harmless dud fireball also did not help. Some of Nuffles ire fell on the BadBarleyBag. Mostly by way of the Minotaur sniffing flowers, chewing cud, or lightly spooning the troll in the center of the pitch. Gregkubly petitioned the league to have his name changed to Fury the Fluffy. He did manage five blocks so he's got that going for him which is nice.

Second half started with Durdfort up one player receiving the ball and ended with a pile of limp bodies in the Durdfort dugout. How many failed go for its and dodges suffered by the Durdfort Demons I can not remember but the gods remember. After all of that the Demons still got within one missed GFI/blitz to win”