“what a good game. a few TDs, a lot of fighting and no poor elves to put in wheelchairs (although i wouldnt mind some more KOs and BHs from my side ;D)
unondel (or dumbass butterfingers as he is know among the fans) finally passed his way past the 5 spps. for two games in a row now he alone has missed 4 passes. this has atleast cost the team 2 RRs, 4 turnovers and prolly 1 game. good going! (or not).
coach heru is of course overjoyed by this and has rewarded him richly with blue nipples and spanking. it is prolly during this time he honed his skills of dodging which he now can make use of in the field.
unondel also got the mvp for this game...out of pity we presume.
thanks to the profits of this game we can now greet a new catcher, eladrien, welcome to the team. may your fate be anything but unondels.”