“Weeze gotz pumald. Ut wuznt fair dat we dudnt gitz da kik uff. Den he justa beeten us up for 6 terns. Weeze rulled 3 duble skullz. Maybe weeze needz sum moar practass fur ur gamez, butt itz be hurd to getz da Ogaz ta shown up fur da practassez. Dey be awl abutt dem selvss un nuffin moar. Bown heddin and doen nuffin fur us. Uf weeze ddunt need hum, weeze woulda fured Ernie fur huz turable playz. Nuxt gaimz weeze gunna killz hiz Wites.
Translation: The Ogres got pummelled. With the first hits going to the Necro, they had supremacy from the get go. The scored easily on turn 6. Maybe the Ogres need to get a bit more organized and practice a bit before showing up to the next game. Its hard to get Ogres motivated as they are always Boneheading on the way to practice. If we didnt need to keep the Ogres, we may have thought about kicking Ernie off the team for his poor performance. Next game the Ogres are going to focus on the Wights more and try to remove them quicker.”
Translation: The Ogres got pummelled. With the first hits going to the Necro, they had supremacy from the get go. The scored easily on turn 6. Maybe the Ogres need to get a bit more organized and practice a bit before showing up to the next game. Its hard to get Ogres motivated as they are always Boneheading on the way to practice. If we didnt need to keep the Ogres, we may have thought about kicking Ernie off the team for his poor performance. Next game the Ogres are going to focus on the Wights more and try to remove them quicker.”