First half was so promising as we stopped the orc score, but couldn't turn them over. We actually ended with unused rerolls, though we had to use the apothecary to keep Robbie Keane in the game. Second half was as if we picked up where last season ended. We were burning through rerolls on 2+ rolls and 2-die blocks, but we had a chance to score in T4 or T5. But with no rerolls, our first block that we needed to clear Josh was a double skull. After that, every single turn we rolled a 1 or a skull to end the turn prematurely, barely getting more than 2 actions before failing miserably. Of course when the orcs pushed Josh into the crowd, they threw it half way down the pitch towards our endzone and Nancy Pissy picked it up without even needing a reroll (got a 4 first try). These kinds of games just ruin any chance of having fun.
This is going to be another miserably long season of shit. And my wife picked the worst fucking moment to want to talk to me.”
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First half was so promising as we stopped the orc score, but couldn't turn them over. We actually ended with unused rerolls, though we had to use the apothecary to keep Robbie Keane in the game. Second half was as if we picked up where last season ended. We were burning through rerolls on 2+ rolls and 2-die blocks, but we had a chance to score in T4 or T5. But with no rerolls, our first block that we needed to clear Josh was a double skull. After that, every single turn we rolled a 1 or a skull to end the turn prematurely, barely getting more than 2 actions before failing miserably. Of course when the orcs pushed Josh into the crowd, they threw it half way down the pitch towards our endzone and Nancy Pissy picked it up without even needing a reroll (got a 4 first try). These kinds of games just ruin any chance of having fun.
This is going to be another miserably long season of shit. And my wife picked the worst fucking moment to want to talk to me.”