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Match Result · League division
Match recorded on 2014-08-17 20:35:02
TV 1490k+50k Orc
2
80k
15000 (1 FAME)
-1
1/1/0
Inducements: 1 bloodweiser keg
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
2
1
2
-
1
16
175
4
34
42
5
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
2
3
-
-
1
14
150
15
27
37
-
#15 #8 Marcelo Sarvas – Broken Jaw (MNG)
“OBBA MLS Eastern Conference Season 20
Game #5 (#4 was a forfeit)
A game of highlight reels that ended in a spectacular crowd throw-in to a lineorc waiting in the endzone! What are the odds that the fans would have thrown it exactly one square, to an empty square next to a player in the endzone and then bounce to that player who catches it with no rerolls? 100%, that's what! A tie that could have been a win for the elves several times, but they choked 3 separate times in crucial moments. Of course Josh Saunders was responsi ble for two of those three chokes, and Landon 'I'm not retired yet' Donovan was nabbed the other. Some day these guys are going to fire on all cylinders and then maybe this team will accomplish something. Or every elf will be dead before then.
Thanks for the game, VI, and the funny ending. The fans know who the real winners are, though (i.e. FF). Your goblin stole 20k of my winnings, I expect you to do the right thing and return it.”
Game #5 (#4 was a forfeit)
A game of highlight reels that ended in a spectacular crowd throw-in to a lineorc waiting in the endzone! What are the odds that the fans would have thrown it exactly one square, to an empty square next to a player in the endzone and then bounce to that player who catches it with no rerolls? 100%, that's what! A tie that could have been a win for the elves several times, but they choked 3 separate times in crucial moments. Of course Josh Saunders was responsi ble for two of those three chokes, and Landon 'I'm not retired yet' Donovan was nabbed the other. Some day these guys are going to fire on all cylinders and then maybe this team will accomplish something. Or every elf will be dead before then.
Thanks for the game, VI, and the funny ending. The fans know who the real winners are, though (i.e. FF). Your goblin stole 20k of my winnings, I expect you to do the right thing and return it.”
While it's nice to see that Saunders and Donovan can be relied upon to fail when it really matters, it would be nice if An-Uhr Blarg could pick up a ball so we can foul properly next time.
A solid game with some funny moments, even though the elf body count is wholly feeble. KOs are cute, but BH is how we win the game, idiots!
Murky's keeping the 20k, CV. On account of you failing to bleed sufficiently. Let it be a lesson to you.”