“USL Season 22 Game #1

This went about the way the bookmakers predicted. The Red Wolves won the toss and elected to receive. The Metro got a Blitz and made things interesting for the early part of the 1st half but eventually Thierry Henry got free. He then handed off to Armando who scored on T7. This gave Metro 2 turns to score, and they got a good kick and a Quick Snap. But without enough bodies to protect their 2 lead receivers the Red Wolves were able to shut it down. Metro tried the handoff anyway but the TZs and Luis Robles' Disturbing Presence kept it scoreless. Second half Metro got a ball in hand and decided to try out Dance-Dance Revolu's rushing skills. They weren't bad, but again he lost most of his protection and was hung out to dry. Then the Red Wolves got cocky and let Thierry Henry try a pass up against the sidelines. He fumbled it of course, even with the reroll. The ball sailed all the way into the Red Wolves' endzone, and Edward Coldfire showed off his dance moves by dodging through a TZ and making a gfi and a pickup to score. Fortunately the Red Wolves were able to recover from their mistake by smashing some more monkeys off the pitch, switching fields and getting the go ahead score in T8. That Edward Coldfire is one to watch, and he's a dirty fouler to boot. Ha ha, get it?

Thanks for the game, keggie, and glad to have you back in OBBA. GL with the team, and feel free to ask me questions about Simiyins. I'll be developing my own team in the MLS beside the Red Wolves. There are also plenty of others around OBBA who are monkeying around with the apes, they'll probably be happy to offer advice too.”