“FUMBBL SMACK Sched VET CLXXXI - final

"Slick Move"... A dwarf with that name should be awarded for every dodge he fails. In this match, he deserves many awards!

What a tough match. With +430 TV, tons of guards and tacklers, I thought this match would be easy. It absolutely wasn't. Diceskill played very well, like in our last encounter when he killed 2 of my orc blitzers. It's time for payback!

The match started pretty well for me, with dwarves burning their rerolls on double skulls, and my orcs were dodging like elves (but hurting like ogres). But they were good enough to move closer to the endzone, and finally failed the last part of their trip.

As they didn't score, their rookie deathroller is still here in second half thanks to the bribe. They hurt more and stronger, so my attack is not easy, I start being restless and I fail to score too. Still 0-0 before overtime.

I can start the overtime with more players but without 2 of my tacklers. And I fail the toss. Dwarfs play great again and they are hard to stop, but they missed to blitz with the good player and I can stop Slick Move. He desperatly tries a -2d blitz (pow/skull - push) and try a 5+4+3+ to score, but fails again. Then my thrower fails to pick the ball up, Kam catches it, but Dwarfs knock out my last blitzers just in time. Game over, 0-0 after overtime.
And now I win the toss.

Diceskill deserved to win too. It was one of my roughest Smack final, but my win balances Diceskill's luck against my orcs last time!

And it's maybe my last Smack. It's a great note to stop.”