“Attend
Across the Wave Road
Came the followers of Spank
The Gimps of pain

To Herot the Golden
Seat of Hrothgar the Generous
In search of glory

Beowulf the Crafty
Once more his dragon had secreted
Once more Boomer had hired

Fate smiled on Beowulf
First the ball fell well
Then the Valkyries stalked

First Leopold was removed
The fist of Hygelac
Sent him to the bench

Many Gimps seeking pain
That day were sated
By the fists of the north

Spank Clustered
The Dragon saw his chance
Two Gimps fell, none left

A strong drive to the line
was thwarted by elven nightsoil
and the Homies were wrongfooted

But Loki the trickster
Laughed at Spank
And denied them the score

The match restarted
Both teams, eager for fame
But Beowulf was the hungrier.

Spank's drive soon stalled
Elves began to leave
Beowulf once more in control

Psycopathia tripped
Unferth approached
His boot of woe removed them both

Spank could not hold the ball
the Homies could not break free
The game remained tied

Then the break
The ball is gathered
And Aeschere is free

Aeschere the hero
Aeschere prince of men
Secures the win ”