“I looked at this match for a long time before I offered it. Against teams with a bench or much Tackle, Goblins don't usually do too well. But there were only two tacklers and the mighty blow was an ogre so I thought why not.

The game was a good one but the coach was not very pleasant to play against. Case in point. With two dodges for my agile gobo to reach the end-zone I determined it would be better to move my trolls somewhere they could be of use if I tripped. Both rolled ones and were stupid. Once that futile effort was over, I dodged in for the score.

Now the hilarity and head shaking began. My opponent began typing You Knew! You knew you would roll snake eyes! That is why you moved the trolls first. (This meaning that I can anticipate the rng rolls.) For the remainder of the match I am told of how the RNG is broken because according to him in real life you simply do not roll so many snake eyes. I yawned because it is past midnight here and I am tires so I pretty well tried to ignore him.

Then I chuckled when he manages to foul the agile gobo out of the game and gloats of how he took out my 1 trick pony. I agree it is a one trick pony but really, how many tricks do gobos have late in the match. Really, how proud of yourself can you ever be when you beat gobos?

Anyway, I hope I remember this game before I decide to play against this coach again.”