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Match Result · Blackbox division
Match recorded on 2015-08-31 05:45:08
TV 1500k+200k Vampire
0
50k
13000 (1 FAME)
-1
0/0/0
Inducements: 1 wizard, 1 bloodweiser keg
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
-
2
-
-
1
7
125
-
6
34
-
#1 Giles – Gouged Eye (MNG)
#4 Melaka – Pinched Nerve (MNG)
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
2
1
2
-
1
16
159
2
34
42
1
#4 Purple Chest – Fractured Arm (MNG)
“Well, there are a couple of things to be said about this game. First, let me tell you a story of how my miss click may have won the game for me. The second half and the vamps are driving. They have outplayed my Nurgle squad but that is a common occurrence. The rookie warrior Bill Brasky gets a blitz on the blodging ball carrier but cannot bring him down. A push will make him score on two GFIs and likely a dodge. I accidentally click on reroll and score a POW. Just to sweeten the pot the vampire armor breaks and he is seriously injured. The rest of the half is a mad scramble for the ball. It is scooped by the vampires but disturbing presence saves the day on a fumbbled pass.
The other story of the match is the opening kick off. 93 games Purple Chest has not missed a game in the box. He has been killed and regenerated. Injured and regenerated. He delt 100 cas in 91 games. He has faced teams as nasty as our own. But he will take the next game off due to a broken arm that did not regenerate. You may ask what the cause of the broken are was. But I bet you can guess. It was some dang kid in the stands with a sling shot that hit him square in the shoulder. Any higher and it would have killed the big guy.
Not to worry fans. We have sent a rotter squad out to look for him. The kid is sure to be the next rotter added to the team.
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Well played Tussock. I look forward to our next match. ”
The other story of the match is the opening kick off. 93 games Purple Chest has not missed a game in the box. He has been killed and regenerated. Injured and regenerated. He delt 100 cas in 91 games. He has faced teams as nasty as our own. But he will take the next game off due to a broken arm that did not regenerate. You may ask what the cause of the broken are was. But I bet you can guess. It was some dang kid in the stands with a sling shot that hit him square in the shoulder. Any higher and it would have killed the big guy.
Not to worry fans. We have sent a rotter squad out to look for him. The kid is sure to be the next rotter added to the team.
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Well played Tussock. I look forward to our next match. ”
Still trying the new trick of leaving the stars for when their main scene arrives, we invited them to cage in the centre and they did so. Numbers off for both teams followed sharply, a friendly spell for us and the mighty blows for them. Willow couldn't scatter the open ball, thirty for blood. The rest of us tried to tie them up, but skulls were shown to Buffy and she was down. Buffy this time failing to scatter it, Willow followed up and finally did the job. They soon recovered, and Angel could only help them over the line to speed the show along.
Confident of a quick return, but they blitzed to make it tricky as the ball was handed to Willow, but the bloodlust struck her and that was that, Dawn unable to get down field for a pass.
Their defence was tight, so we rushed them up the wing, Giles across to Willow to carry the story forward. They swarmed in, so she switched, passing back to Giles and he away down the other wing! A mistaken cry from their coach and he was out! Not only that, they pick up and cage. The cage moved up, but Angel waltzed in and scattered it, but the blitz from Pain State was stunning. Buffy grabbed the ball next, and went for the Long Pass, where a Long Bomb would've been easier and at least not fumbled! All those flies, yet you only see them at the last moment, poor editing if you ask me.
Their passing game still on track, and our stars taking leave, they grabbed another for a good win. Our fans not impressed with the show, a rethink is in order.”