“Two Ogres down from a day in the rain against claw monsters, and what do we get but a day in the rain against even bigger claw monsters, bless Nuffle's warped heart.

This time we received and they blitzed us, mirror mirror. Deep kick, Gibbles fetched it back to a slow-starting Bully, who was promptly fouled off for the day by their Taylor. Nuffle perhaps thinks we didn't have time to enjoy it enough last match, ha!

We had inducements, the Wizard hit no one, and they settled to picking on Thug and Bruiser, who took it on the chin like champions. Second half, their ball proper. Green things soon off, the ref taking care of more of their players than our lads could. The spare apothecary saved Thug from the legend Martel, Goon and Bruiser were off, and so Thug faced them alone for the end game.

Well, four green things with him, but he held them to two almost on his own, even grabbing our only recorded casualty at the death of it. What thuggery, what a champ.”