“The Pro Bowlers rally for incredible defense in the first half, only to be matched by the Fernets as they are successfully defensive on offense. V-Money is further instructed to wash his hair or not run his fingers through it when trying to pick up the ball.

The 2nd half is a staring contest between Moot-Dawg and the Count. Though the Count ends up knocking our beloved MVP off the pitch, it is not before he makes a beautifully professional throw to the Swiss Miss to send it into their half of the pitch. Cordoba is out-positioned and flails wildly for the last few turns as Morello gets the deserved glory for all that she carries for the team.

Super Bowl bound.

And after we take on the Appleton Bowling Alley by that name, we are going to the Superior Bowl!!”