“About as silly a match as you'll ever see.

My team got absolutely worked the first half...TWO Tent/ Blackle Spawn with JUMP UP, tons of fouls (no ejections), multiple double-skulls, failed block after failed block...

I tried to take it in stride but started pouting like a little bitch eventually. I was getting steamrolled by Nuffle.

Second half looked to be more of the same. Had to sacrifice players to get past the Spawn to try and move the ball downfield. Got to 3/4 field and got screwed by one of the Spawn JUMPING UP (successfully passing a Loner rr!) to MULTIBLOCK both of the players marking BOTH Spawn, thus freeing the other Spawn to blitz and take down the ball (not that he wouldn't have made a dodge anyway). A Stikka managed to down a CFling with the ball twice before I went for a desperation pass (in sunny weather no less) to a Spider standing in the endzone. BOUNCE-PASS CATCH SCORE. Crazy sauce.

With depleted teams and a failed initial pickup I raced what few players I had left forward, again sacrificing players to the pair of Spawn from Hell (did I mention they BOTH have Tents/ Blackle?!). A second failed pickup allowed me to get a spider and shaman TZ on the ball, which I then cleared and ran in for the go ahead TD on Turn 16. Yeah, with like 3 players left on the pitch.

Uber crazy sauce. What a match.”