“Very, very lucky draw: I've read all the analysis of how Chaos is a weak team at low levels, but a multitude of St4 players who generally can outrun you is very difficult to cope with when you have no appreciable ball-handling skills and your general strategy is just to duff the other guy over.

Anyway, pressured the Horned into scoring early in the first half, then a freaky gap opened in their line long enough for ace runner Ken Gimmelson to leg it from his own half to the opposition's end zone. No such luck in the second half and as the Chaos muscle started to tell I resorted to ridiculous long-ball nonsense which by some miracle didn't cost me the match. If I was my opponent I would probably feel aggrieved by the dice, which did much more to stop him winning than I did. ”