“A fairly solid performance, I think. With the Undead easily able to outbash the Orcs I concentrated on playing the ball and containing them, which seemed to work okay. The last few turns were close and tense, but a little bad luck on the opposition's part let me through to scrape a T16 winner.

Having checked the dice stats, I think I had the better luck ball-handling while the Undead definitely had the good fortune when it came to armour and injury: I broke their armour twice all game, and never got more than a stun out of it. Not sure why the opposition coach declared the game officially over when it was only 1-0 in my favour at half time (he went on to push pretty hard regardless); nor am I sure why he accused me of dicing him. As I always say when this starts happening, if you don't like dice, play chess.”