“Match report: After 6 losses in a row, the monkey gang of Blijdorp Rotterdam BBC finally scored a long awaited victory again! Ahhh the sweet taste of victory. We had all forgotten how it tasted. It's even better than banana!!

The first half was a blood fest that led to many Humans to leave the pitch. There was one moment of excitatino when Griff Oberwald made a Griff move that only he is capable of, dodging through many Simyin tackle zones and making 2D block on the wrestle ball carrier. Lucky for us the dice were pushback/powpush and Gabor Babos' dodge kept him on his feet so he could score the 1-0.

The second drive looked solid, but a tackical defense mistake in turn 3 was exploited by Zara the Slayer, and allowed the Humans with their MA7 and MA8 to pour through the defensive lines. Our poor MA4 and MA5 monkeys couldn't keep up. A nice action from Pierre van Hooijdonk (inspired by Griff Oberwald) made an end to the stalling and pushed Adam Rooney in the end zone for the 1-1 in turn 5.

There were only three turns left to score. The chimps rushed forward and AG4 Oran-Utan Pierre van Hooijdonk readied himself for the pass. The pass went great, Gabor Babos caught it and raced away for the 2-1. But alas, the Diving Tackle trap on Human Blitzer Niall McGinn didn't spring and he could dodge away, 2D block Gabor Babos, POW him down and stun him. Meanwhile his team mates swarmed the Gorilla and other chimp in scoring range. A brilliant move of the other chimp Robin van Persie saved the day: 1D Blitz, 4+ dodge, 3+ pick-up, 3+ dodge and 2+ GFI, all without needing the one spare reroll that was still available! Hurray for Robin.

We ended a horrible streak that looked like this:

Blijdorp Rotterdam BBC (Simyin) - Tsv 1860 München (Dark Elf) 0 - 3
Blijdorp Rotterdam BBC (Simyin) - Fulham Titans (Dwarf) 0 - 2
Blijdorp Rotterdam BBC (Simyin) - Aberdeen FC (Human) 0 - 1
Blijdorp Rotterdam BBC (Simyin) - BCB Borussia Orcmund (Orc) 0 - 2
Blijdorp Rotterdam BBC (Simyin) - BCB Borussia Orcmund (Orc) 1 - 2
Blijdorp Rotterdam BBC (Simyin) - Paris Simyin Gang (Simyin) 1 - 2
Blijdorp Rotterdam BBC (Simyin) - Aberdeen FC (Human) 2 - 1

The good thing is, the next two matches are against Tsv 1860 München and BCB Borussia Orcmund, who also strongly contributed to the bad streak. Will Nuffle allow our poor bunch of Monkeys sweet revenge on those opponents too? ”