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Match Result · Stunty Leeg division
Match recorded on 2016-11-17 23:29:21
Conceded
TV 1480k Strigoyan
0
Winnings 0
10000 Spectators
-1 Fanfactor
Casualties 0/2/0
Pro Halflings TV 1170k+300k
1
120000 Winnings
Spectators 11000 (1 FAME)
Fanfactor +1
3/1/0 Casualties
Inducements:
Player Turns Cps TDs Int Cas MVP SPP Pass Rush Blocks Fouls
#1 Dyson - Top of the Line 8 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 7 0
#2 Dirt Devil - Naughty little sucker 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 3 0
#3 Hoover - Sucks like one too 8 0 0 0 1 0 2 0 0 5 0
#5 Royal Vaccums - Sucks like a King III 8 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0
#6 Roomba - Works so you don't have to II 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 12 0 0
#7 Haan Steamers - Deep cleans with heat 7 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0
#8 FastVac - Fastest on the Market II 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0
#11 Bona Mops - Sucks like a sponge IV 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 3 0
#12 Kalorik - What's your intake II 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1
#13 Germ Guardian Mk. 2 - Chock full of disease 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 0
#14 Panasonic - Shoulda bought a TV 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 0
  Total 49 0 0 1 0 2 0 15 24 1

#13 Germ Guardian Mk. 2 - Chock full of disease – Fractured Arm (MNG)
What a bullshit set of dice this was.
Nearly every action my opponent takes results in a casualty against me, while nearly every block I make is double effing push.

Complete effing dicing ruined the game and sucked all the fun out of it by turn 3.
Was turn 5 before I even saw my first successful block (despite what the dice report shows, Does it consider a push a successful block?)

Edit:
And apologies to azzie for my venting of frustrations, both in the match and the report.
Inducements: 1 bloodweiser babe, 1 extra team training session, 1 wizard
Player Turns Cps TDs Int Cas MVP SPP Pass Rush Blocks Fouls
#1 Arnold Buesing 8 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 3 0
#2 Jabalah Rhissassi 8 0 1 0 1 0 5 0 10 2 0
#3 Cleveland Colquitt 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0
#6 Stanton Frick 3 0 0 0 1 0 2 0 0 2 0
#7 Raphael Randles 8 0 0 0 1 0 2 1 5 1 1
#9 Christopher Pratt 0 0 0 0 0 1 5 0 0 0 0
#10 Blake Minder 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1
#13 Wiley Fransen 7 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0
#14 Marlon Goodfellow 8 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 0
#15 Vicward Millstone 2 0 0 0 0 1 5 0 0 1 0
#16 Lino Bureau 8 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 0
  Total 55 0 0 3 2 19 1 15 15 2

#6 Stanton Frick – Fractured Arm (MNG)
#13 Wiley Fransen – Fractured Leg (MNG)
The Crocus were very, very lucky with the dices. I can fully understand Antithesis' frustration. Hopefully next time Nuffle won't be in such a strop.

Edit: No apologies needed, we all know these things happen (especially in Stunty), but it can still be tough to take. A little venting can help.
 
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