“The Commissar stood on the podium of the Stadium of the People's Will and addressed the Proletarian Crowd.
"Comrades, I have come, with my cadre of trainers from the NKVD,No longer will the forces of vitalism run riot against the oppressed mass of the passed on!
Together we will drive the forces of counter revolution from this land and establish an Undead Workers Paradise"
The Workers and Peasants of the Soviets rejoiced at the sound of the Commissar's voice.

"Our first match is against the tribalists of Bestah And Fasta Red Orcs. I tell you the truth comrades, NOBODY is better or Redder than we are! We shall not take one step back, we will drive them from the Stadium of the Peoples Will, they came in a coach, they will leave in an ambulance!

Again the Roar of righteous anger was heard from the shambling mass of the proletariat

"Comrades, we shall give them a re-education they will not forget! We will show them the fist of the people, Comrade Hack is with us with his saw "The People's Anger Against the Bourgeoisie", We have the Babushka's to help us and we have subverted the referees. To win may be beyond us today, but people will fear the Stadium of the People's will! ”