“Props to El Pulpo, whose mighty tentacles probably won the game for us. They were instrumental in keeping Yeshua's nasty Gutter Runners away from our poorly-protected ball carrier. The Rotspawn single-mindedly kept to his role as a pylon, much to Gozer's surprise, without throwing too many gratuitous unskilled blocks, and held back the opposition just long enough for El Toro to score the winning touchdown.
Thanks be to the other coach for a fun game.”