“This was a hard-fought match against a very skilled opponent. The Oldfolks did everything they could in the first half to stop the elves from scoring, launching a volley of bombs at their lightly-armoured ball carrier, but it was to no avail. The UnicARRns emerged unscathed and nimbly darted across the goal line in the final seconds. The mighty blows of the dwarfs did little to penetrate the elfin armour, with a single casualty on 45 blocks. When the brute force approach failed, the Oldfolks tried to mimic the finesse of their opponents. On their final turn, the two Runners knew it was now or never and made a 5+ dodge into two tackle zones, a 5+ pickup, followed by a 5+ hand-off, and then a 1D Blitz into the end zone to tie the game, in what is definitely Coach Gozer's craziest play of all time.”