“The Jokers get their first Win! Well it was against a goblin only team who had forgotten to bring their secret weapons. But a win is a win... right???

A couple of the goblins were said to be pretty effective so the only respectable thing to do was foul these ones into the dirt. Bill Bailey had a good start and with a few quid payed to the ref managed to take one of the "star players" off the pitch. Frankie Boyle, who had learnt to play foul in the northern most territories soon helped out by gouging the eyes of a goblin who was trying to run to the end-zone. The ref was not payed enough to miss this foul and sent Frankie and the coach to the bin.

Eddie Izzard got his first kill with a great block on Zangano -RIP. He felt pretty happy with this but the rest of the team did rip him for firstly occasionally dressing in womens' clothes and that his first kill does not really count.

Billy Connolly brushed aside multiple blitzes from the remaining goblins on the pitch. One ripped off his cod piece showing all for the crowd but this did not faze Billy who enjoyed a bit of streaking in front of a crowd. He ran in for the the winning try.

Zaltapik was brilliant for the Gobos and scored a great TD while opposed by three of the Jokers. He also put his life on the line multiple times trying to stop touch downs. ”