“It was a sunny day which somehow helped the orcs. They were also helped by Muzaman, the ogre, who stood around looking stupid for half the game.

The first half saw some poor blocking from the Humans and this left a few holes for the orc blitzers to break through and cause problems. The ball was knocked free and there was a large amount of pushing, shoving and scrambling for the ball. This ended when Stoneage continued his scoring streak and ran in for the touchdown.

The Bowlers had a short time to score and Pisuka got locked into a brawl with three blitzers. He almost broke free but tripped last minute ending the hope to equalise before half time.

The second half started looking a bit despearte for the Guitars, Stoneage did a great job staying standing after multiple blocks. A mass brawl started and Metallica got the first casualty. Iron followed up by smashing Pisuka's hand and the orcs started getting the upper hand. The medic fixed up Pisuka's hand pretty good.

Stoneage made the most of the brawl and slipped out the side and started sprinting towards the end-zone. Alarico was the only one who could try and catch up but was brushed aside by Stoneage just before he scored the second touchdown in the dying seconds of the game.

The game ended and it is rumored that Muzaman was still standing on the pitch two days later looking confused, waiting for the start of the second half. ”