“An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scot walk into a Blood Bowl game. Is this some kind of joke says the ref. Well this game, yes.

By the end of turn one Daragh the ogre was dead, even with the help of the apothecary and Eddie Izzard was out for the game. The Jokers tried to stand back and even the score but with no luck. The Nightmares scored and the first half ended 1-0.

The second half saw a valiant effort to even the scores and with a really lucky throw from the crowd Joe Lycett scored to even the odds. There was not a huge amount of time left and The Jokers made a good screen to slow the undead horde. It was not enough and the undead ended the game 2-1 up.

Frankie Boyle was fouled to death, probably for comparing the undead to those from Aberdeen. He will probably be more happy dead. ”