“Both Helmut and Eyedindewit were sent into the dugout in the first two turns of the second half, after a riot cut the first extremely short. This made my chances of not losing exceedingly slim.

However, we persevered, had plenty of luck when Peikkokilledme was thrown, and kept hanging on to the lead. We had *even more* luck when Dontuchme managed to pick up the ball in two TZ deep in the opponents half and then managed to dodge out from between six opposing goblins the next turn for yet another touchdown.

Putmedownyoubrute failed his landing at 4+ for what would probably have turned out to be the winning TD, but you can't have everything. With our two star goblins off the pitch, we got a draw! Hurray for Help Us!”