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Match Result · League division
Match recorded on 2020-09-24 06:34:03
TV 1040k Goblin
1
Winnings 60000
3000 Spectators
+1 Fanfactor
Casualties 3/0/1
Treemen TV 1000k
1
80000 Winnings
Spectators 5000 (1 FAME)
Fanfactor +1
2/0/0 Casualties
Inducements: Card Magic Gloves of Jark Longarm, Card Pit Trap
Player Turns Cps TDs Int Cas MVP SPP Pass Rush Blocks Fouls
#1 Spamwrecker The Gumpf 10 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
#2 Ladyshape Facestench 16 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0
#3 Bumrip Unclelurch 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 0
#4 Nigel and his Second Magic Spring 16 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 0
#5 Thunderguts Chucka 14 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
#6 Bogrip The Whizzer 5 0 0 0 1 1 7 0 0 1 1
#7 Greedy Cheeseslice 8 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 0
#8 Sozzgit Wonderbread 2 12 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 5 1 0
#9 Armpits Snafflegok 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
#10 Wheezy Troggnuk 4 0 0 0 1 0 2 0 0 2 0
#11 Stinkeye Muggin 16 0 1 0 1 0 5 0 7 3 0
#12 Wurzel Grubbage 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 1
#13 Fiddling Cattlebasher 8 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0
  Total 116 0 1 0 3 1 14 0 12 16 2

#3 Bumrip Unclelurch – Dead (RIP)
Glorious, glorious stunty catastrophe.

In the first half I was happy to just muck about with secret weapons and hurt people, but forgot to score, and was a turn too late in hurling somebody down the field. The fanatic died on a GFI (thanks, blizzard!) but in return Bogrip fouled a tree to death, thematically correct for a goblin holding a woodchipper. He got banned but I argued the call, perfect result as it meant he was around for the second half, where he acquired his first ever SPP from casualties when a treeman Both Downed and got injured. I think that's the only way a goblin can ever do that, so well done, Bogrip!

I rushed my score - could easily have stalled when we were down to 1 Sprite on the pitch and most of the trees rooted - but that felt boring and I was guessing a dirty trick would punish me. That left just enough time for the treemen to throw an equalizer, and a failed landing (so close!) put paid to my 2-1 ambitions.

Great start for the Massacre, after about two years of not playing them. Thanks for the match!
Inducements: Card Witch's Brew, Card Custard Pie
Player Turns Cps TDs Int Cas MVP SPP Pass Rush Blocks Fouls
#1 Washington 17 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 0
#2 Lincoln 13 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 1 3 0
#3 Roosevelt 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
#4 Truman 17 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 3 0
#5 Reagan 17 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 4 0
#6 Eisenhower 17 0 0 0 1 0 2 0 0 3 0
#7 Clinton 5 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
#8 NIxon 8 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 10 1 0
#9 Grant 7 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 3 0 0
#10 Kennedy 9 0 1 0 0 1 8 0 7 0 0
#11 Johnson 7 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
#12 Jefferson 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
#13 Madison 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0
  Total 123 0 1 0 1 1 10 2 22 16 0

#3 Roosevelt – Dead (RIP)
 
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