“The stadium is filled to the brim with fans like a horde of Umbrella Corp Undead. Michonne wins the toss for us. The dirty player Zothit is on his own on a flank so we surround him helping Lagertha foul, but she gets caught and only Stuns him. The Heavies pile in around our flank as we try to shove them away. Michonne fails to pick up the ball and Glazal marks her, but some Maidens secure the other flank so Michonne can Dodge away and throw the ball near Leeloo and Sarah. I'm one of the only ones standing on the right flank as the Heavies pile on around the ball on the left. Michonne scatters the ball and I move to cover it, but I'm standing next to Zharkoth the Bull Centaur, who smashes me into the ground knocking me out. I was out til the end of the first half but apparently the Maidens toughed it out and kept the score level. 0-0.

Lorraine and I wake up to a refreshing jug of Bloodweiser before starting the second half, so we're only down 1 player, or so we think. Zothit sneaks up and breaks Mockingjays neck, and the ref doesn't see it! Arya tries to avenge her with a counter-foul but that bitch Centaur is huge. The Heavies decide to push down my flank and Targon Stuns me for a bit. I wake up to see Irene get tripped and her neck break right in front of me! Bastards! But Barthrakk the bull with the ball is near me. I run next to him and the rest of the team frees Arya a shot at the ball, and big boy bull goes down! But as we celebrate, I barely see Targon out of the corner of my eye. I try to dodge but its too late! The spike on his dumb, pointy hat impales me through the stomach. A loud roar echoes from the other Maidens as I lay bleeding on the ground. Michonne shoves Targon off my body and Arya runs off with the ball. Ellen gets up to rush me to the dugout but our apothecary has gone home. As I bleed out I watch Leeloo desperately try to score, I wish I was able to help her! But I don't think I'm doing that again. As everything fades to black I hear the siren as the Maidens hold the Heavies to 0-0. Time for some much deserved rest...

(As the ref didn't want to give MVP to a dead player, it went to Furiosa.)”