“Ottawa lured Kansas into a frenzy trap on the opening blocks of the game - in turn, this led to a mad scrum, with undead and Norse flying off the pitch, loners making key plays, and shenanigans aplenty!

But eventually, that loss of momentum let Michele steal a touchdown.

The crowds rioted, chanting: Starr who? Starr who? Loewen is our Starr! Loewen is our Starr! Ottawa! Ottawa!

The time moved quickly forward and Kansas had no chance to score. So Ottawa tried a foul, and removed a berserker.. but the bribe failed, and then the ref threw the coach out when he tried to argue! Chibuike, emerging star ghoul, could no longer support Michele Loewen.

The second half saw Michele snag the ball while the rest of the team smashed the Norse to the north.. and then an Urfwener KILLED the screening ghoul, so she scored again.

And then the Norse tried for a pride saving touchdown, and instead watched a zombie dodge to do a cheeky crowd surf, and Michele scored again!

MVP MVP!

Starr who? Starr who?

Thanks for the match Miyuso! ”