“Nemesis Monnikb and his Noble Art of Self Defense High Elves (120k up). Monnikb has beaten me in TT and FUMBBL games more than I care to remember, so the Vendett-o-meter was tilting. Tried the Java 'kill everything'-approach but God dammit. The fuckers had bought the ref. 4 fouls, 3 send-offs + coach send-off on the first Argue roll too (yes I should have stopped fouling but the targets were juicy). Lack of players (thank Nuffle for regen working on a -AV Block Golem) messed up my drive, but on the return drive we turned and butchered them, and fortunately, I was allowed to be on the receiving end of a typical Monnikb Dice Slump™, which he usually reserves for worse coaches. Noble Arse of Self Defense?”