“What a game!

On the opening kickoff the hard hitting started with a dwarf KO'ing our lineman Boloto!

The bashing continued until our Hot Dog Ball Hog scooped up the ball and handed it off to a blitzer... who then tripped on a dodge... the clock was ticking down... Hot Dog Ball Hog picked up the ball again, wouldn't give it to anyone else, and barely sprinted in for a TD and 1-0 lead at halftime!

Second half Hot Dog Ball Hog got da ball, was being chased deep in the backfield by two buul centaurs, and surprisingly threw a quick pass to Dirtz who ran and ran and ran up the sideline for a TD! 2-0!

On the next kickoff the ball was even slicker with grease off of our orcish hands and Anvilz's players couldn't pick it up! A dwarf took it out on our blitzer Wurlitzer sending him into the short and mean fans who broke his jaw!!! Ug was heard yelling "WHERE ARE OUR FANZ!!! Slackers!" and our team's FF fell a point...

Andre 'D' Waters picked up the ball and began to head for the endzone. Bullcentaur madcow tried to dodge from a line orc to blitz Andre but he tripped and seriously injured himself!!! Orcs chanted "ALL PRAISE FUMBBL!" Astounded chaos dwarf fans couldn't believe it! Andre kept running and got it in for a third TD.

Boloto finally woke up from his KO on turn 1 and got on the field as a for the turn 8 perfect D kickoff.

Astoundingly a hobo picked up the ball and then tried to throw it 1 square... and it hit the ground.

Dwarf fans were mad and tasted blood so more fans are feared at the next game.

Da_Todfather coached a good match but the dice wouldn't let him have any chance o' scoring.”