“Typically, I have a game where my team can't do anything right and get rolled over in the first drive, never recover.

Today, I had the dice. Horrible match for grrrreindeer to come back from work for - our mercenary looney couldn't roll anything wrong on any of his hits, sawing players off the field. We ran the ball in for an early TD, failed to argue the call, but sweltering heat began to harm the Immergeil more than us. A stupid troll meant their doom diver had to run the ball, and then Horseface took him down just short of the end zone.

Second half. Now in total trouble, because both my trolls were taking the match off, complaining about the heat. But now I had the numbers advantage. Well, I had 5 players left, but I had the only guy with block on the pitch, and between Horseface pushing Dokke to his doom in the crowd, and Maverick's perfect 1d blocking record (including rerolls, that is) the Stealers stole the win.

Thanks for the match. May you have better luck against all your other opponents, and may I hang onto these dice for just a little bit longer...”