“Pre-game
The Waaargh tour continued. Fresh from a brutal victory on the temperate fields of Norsca, Lump an' da Snots trundled north into the brutal blizzards of Nordlig. Bom took one look out the window of the team carriage and packed away his Dead Bull munitions. There would be no call for Hail Mary artillery today.

Rumours of poor weather meant not much of a travelling fan base for Lump an' da Snots, so it was slim picking as to who to join them on the pitch. With only 3 lucky hopefully added to their numbers, L.A.D.S. took only a slender 18-11 lead onto the field. How would they fare against the Enthusiastic Orcs, the Nordlig Savage Jaws?

At the coin toss, the Orcs chose to receive the ball and L.A.D.S. were braced for a frenzy.

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Kick Off
L.A.D.S. 18-11 Nordlig Savage Jaws

Within the swirling snowstorm those watching could barely make out what was happening. Fortunately for them it was a fairly tepid affair until the Cabalvision Sports Wagon was able to break through the Troglodyte's tacklezone and crash into the Orc ball carrier. Both sides swarmed the fallen ball and eventually Wiz was able to blitz away the last covering Orc and grab the pigskin. Shielded by his Snotling kin, Wiz dashed off into the endzone to add a TD to the L.A.D.S. score.

Scores	L.A.D.S	Opposition
S N O T Total	0 18 0 1 19	0 11 0 0 11

Half Time
L.A.D.S. 19-11 Nordlig Savage Jaws

Rumours of a halftime cash exchange with the Officials to keep the Cabalvision Sport Wagon on the field were unproven, but L.A.D.S. took to the pitch in the second half with both Pump Wagons available. With growing confidence that befits any team on a 4 game winning streak, L.A.D.S. were even happy to let Lump sit out the second half.

A blitz at kickoff let the Enthusiastic Orcs bear down on the L.A.D.S. frontline. However in doing they took their eyes off the Snots, who were able to sneak down the flank and off out of blocking range.

With Wiz hiding the ball out of reach, much of the rest of the game was just the Enthusiastic Orcs living up to their name. Hit after hit, slowly reducing L.A.D.S. numbers.

Ultimately no long term damage was done, and Wiz nipped over for his second of the game. The fact he mirrored the achievements of legendary Snotling Zum didn't go unnoticed, and Wiz has since been rewarded with upgraded stilts to aid his balance.

Onwards and southwards for the L.A.D.S.. Next stop Bastonne for the Snotty Juggernaut.

Scores	L.A.D.S	Opposition
S N O T Total	0 18 0 2 20	0 11 0 0 11

Full Time
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