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On the eve of Interregional Greenskin Day, a day where those who identify with Greenskin culture come together to celebrate unity, S.N.O.T. Sports Management had a wonderful plan. Too often they'd heard Goblins and Snotlings couldn't get along, so what better than a meeting of two legendary teams in the deepest cavern to show how wrong that was?

Lump an' da Snots vs Karak Azog Outlaws would show the power of sport in uniting historic foes in competition under the banner of fair play.......at least that was what S.N.O.T. Sports Management thought they'd signed up to......

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Kick Off
L.A.D.S. 20-13 Karak Azog Outlaws

The game started and the only Goblin on the L.A.D.S. team immediately fell to the floor. After the match Kaboom claimed to have accidentally fumbled his bomb and was knockout for the half. Some onlookers were sure they saw him kicking back with a Orca-Cola Vanilla in the dugout though....

Meanwhile the goblins killed Kai with an aggressive stomp, and nearly beheaded Hak with a chainsaw. Whilst S.N.O.T. Sports Management were frantically scrolling through the small print of the contract they'd signed with the Outlaws for the game, the Zerdack Handspin and scooped up the ball and was heading for the Snot's endzone.

It was then, as it often the case, up stepped the Fasta Wagon. Chasing down and knocking out Handspin, L.A.D.S. were able to finally take possession of the ball and start the long hike into Outlaw country. With so little available protection, Dazh was twice sacked before making it to the halfway line, but debutant Huz was able to recover the ball.

Perhaps in a moment of fortune of L.A.D.S. the Goblin Looney tripped trying to hit Huz, and they were also able to politely invite their 'Ooligan off the pitch with a gentle push. This left some breathing space for the Fasta Wagon to escort Huz over for a score.

Scores	L.A.D.S.	Opposition
S N O T Total	0 20 0 1 21	1 13 0 0 14

Half Time
L.A.D.S. 21-14 Karak Azog Outlaws

S.N.O.T. Sports Management were betrayed, if they couldn't trust a goblin who could they trust! Fortunately L.A.D.S. had put in a contingency plan, and deep in the bowels of the stadium a small band of Snotlings were busy stoking the boiler. By half time the changing rooms were positively roasting, so much so that a good number of both sides were unable to muster up the energy to get back on the field for the second half. Up in the bleachers, many of L.A.D.S. fans had wondered why most of the team had opted to spend halftime out on the astrogranite.

At kickoff, 14 L.A.D.S. faced down 5 Outlaws. A brave Doom Diver took on the ball and landed deep in the Snots half but tripped ducking away from Nad. L.A.D.S. recovered the ball but even then it wasn't quite over.

Lump had his skull crushed, but it takes more than that to keep a big Troll down, and Handspin twice danced through a crowd of Snots to sack Nad, then Dazh. Living a charmed life, the ball spilt to Huz to collect. His slow trundle to the line being the second TD of the game.

The last time a L.A.D. has scored twice on his debut? The legendary Zum! Huz has some mighty big shoes to fill!

Scores	L.A.D.S.	Opposition
S N O T Total	0 20 1 2 23	1 13 0 0 14

Full Time

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