“Coach sk8bcn talk to the cameras:
"We had a good win on this one even if it was an easy one. We had from the beginning 2 players more and more experienced too. So we score twice and Wallace never had an opportunity to endanger us. I do not want to take off any credit, but he could not do anything with only four players, that were especially dumb too.
-You haven't foul even with the fans getting the ref'. Why?
-I had a wondeful idea. Why fouling? This game was already won and keeping Wallace team in shape to cause harm to his next opponents suits better our plans, especially because he can't catch us in the standings. And we will not play him again. hé hé. (a bunch of humans assistants coaches knocks their head and smile at sk8bcn answer).
-How will it goes next
-uh.............(sk8bcn bonehead roll fails. Pro reroll fails.)
-....
I guess we have to go now then. Thanks coach sk8.
-Who are you????
-The interviewer. wahhhhhhhhhhhhhh (sk8bcn the ogre starts the punch him violently in a rage crisis. bam bam bam)......

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